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More politifakes by Cannabal

crankyhead - May 14, 2013, 8:34 pm
That would be 'pigeon'. There's no D. But you already knew that, didn't you professor?
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 7:16 pm
allow me to answer that for you: Because CrankyHead translates from pidgeon english to one who has no idea what they are saying and attempts to mask that with "it's too complicated for me to understand let alone explain"
crankyhead - May 14, 2013, 2:59 pm
Why did I say English instead of Canadian? Well, there's a logical explanation for that, ST. I'd tell you, but it might be a couple steps above your current comprehension level.
crankyhead - May 14, 2013, 2:55 pm
P.S. Here's a freebie: Just because you're capable of winning the occasional argument at the cemetery, in no way implies that you can win an argument online. You're welcome.
crankyhead - May 14, 2013, 2:53 pm
I didn't say anything about you asking me for help in being more logical when formulating your arguments. Not that I'm opposed to providing you with the a**istance, should your own pride ever get out of your way, ST.
Renza - May 14, 2013, 2:31 pm
So that's what they call doing that now days huh...
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 2:22 pm
why would I, or anyone else for that matter, ask you anything about logic? If I wanted to converse with someone with your ability to carry on an intelligent conversation, I would just go to a cemetery and talk to the dead people.
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 2:20 pm
why did you say english instead of canadian?
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 2:20 pm
Let's see, the argument was about english and your statement was ... Most people from Quebec can speak english - kinda proves my point. Thank you
crankyhead - May 14, 2013, 2:18 pm
Stone, if you're looking for a way out of having to defend your stated positions, using facts, logic and reason, just ask. The song and dance fools nobody.
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 2:15 pm
crankyhead, if you are looking for attention, you should just go back to trolling OTC
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 2:14 pm
What language to they speak in Kazakhstan? how about Mozambique? I never heard of the mozambiqui language, they speak swahili, how does that work? Do I have the name of the country wrong, it's not mozambique, but swahilique?
Renza - May 14, 2013, 1:38 pm
Of course everyone speaks our language, we're 'Merica! So if (italy) italian is a language and (spain) spanish is a language, then (canadia) canadian is a language too, obviously
Cannabal - May 14, 2013, 12:40 pm
You haz no sense of humor.
crankyhead - May 14, 2013, 12:17 pm
...also speaking english. Odd that, no? No surprise that ST doesn't realize the subtleties of regional dialects, or even have a cursory understanding of something so simple as a patois. (Yes, that's an english word ST, look it up.)
crankyhead - May 14, 2013, 12:16 pm
Most people from Quebec can speak english, just as most people from Nunavut can speak english as well. Coincidentally, New Yorkers who speak english, occasionally have difficulty communicating in english, with some people from the deep south, who are...
crankyhead - May 14, 2013, 12:14 pm
Actually, ST, your understanding of your mother language is limited, at best. Which, coincidentally, provides some insight into how much attention you're capable of providing to details.
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 9:55 am
I always use radical sites. It gets my juices flowing.
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 9:47 am
logic once again fails you. Spanish is a language, Italian is a language, English is a language. English is spoken in may countries outside of England: Australia, USA, Canada, and many, many others.
Renza - May 14, 2013, 9:46 am
That's what happens when you use an ultra conservative fascist anti-education website, why would they acknowledge something other than english, it's just surprising they don't call it 'Merican
Renza - May 14, 2013, 9:45 am
now you're just making up words.
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 9:45 am
but, they do refer to English. How strange.
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 9:44 am
I see no mention whatsoever of a reference to a language called canadian at the official Canadian government website: http://www.salic-slmc.ca/showpage.asp?file=langues_en_presence/langues_off/contexte_jur&language=en&updatemenu=true
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 9:39 am
So people in Quebec speak Canadian and can converse with people from Nunavut without a translator?
Renza - May 14, 2013, 9:19 am
Why else would spanish people speak spanish, french speak french, and italians speak italian. simple logic.
Renza - May 14, 2013, 9:18 am
Obviously it's what they speak in Canadia - aka A Merica's Hat
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 9:14 am
Since when is there a language called Canadian, bluto?
Cannabal - May 14, 2013, 9:09 am
American and Canadian. Any other inquiries Sherman?
StoneTools - May 14, 2013, 8:21 am
brilliant, absolutely brilliant, so tell me, Mr. Peabody, what language is spoken most widely in the USA? What is the most widely spoken language in Canada?
Cannabal - May 14, 2013, 7:37 am
The only people I know who actually speak English are the f***ing English, Mel Gibson.
StoneTools - May 13, 2013, 8:41 pm
Renza, it can be the difference in almost every posting and every posting, amirite?
StoneTools - May 13, 2013, 8:41 pm
you are right, I'm unilingual, but, unlike you I at least understand my native language.
StoneTools - May 13, 2013, 8:39 pm
try telling that to crankyhead and papafox. They missed the boat on the meaning. I tried to explain it but kept getting "duh" from both of them
crankyhead - May 13, 2013, 12:50 pm
I love how idiot thinks that the words 'liberal' and 'republican' are mutually exclusive, yet maintains that other people have difficulty comprehending the english language.
crankyhead - May 13, 2013, 12:46 pm
Says the unilingual xenophobe.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:42 am
"almost" can be a very important word. It can be the difference between "that was a competent argument" and "that was almost a competent argument"
StoneTools - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
that was a jab at people who claim to speak english, but don't understand the basics of it *cough* crankyhead *cough* papafox *cough*
Cannabal - May 13, 2013, 10:25 am
Yeah, you ramble an awful lot.
StoneTools - May 13, 2013, 10:20 am
oh, my, there's that meaningless word "almost"
StoneTools - May 13, 2013, 10:20 am
and almost all of the sheep that vote any of them into office.
StoneTools - May 13, 2013, 10:16 am
and about 90% of congress as well.
StoneTools - May 13, 2013, 10:15 am
huh? I don't remember describing obama as anything but a piss poor excuse for a president. And I think the same of bush, clinton, and carter.
Cannabal - May 13, 2013, 10:13 am
Just making sure people are aware of the total hypocrisy of the two-party system. By the way, if Obama is so Liberal, then how do you explain his support of the PATRIOT Act, NDAA, War on Drugs, etc?
StoneTools - May 13, 2013, 10:11 am
I don't see a whole lot of republicans defending bush, but I do see you liberals holding him up as the gold standard. If you hate him so much, why do you do that?
StoneTools - May 13, 2013, 10:10 am
You mean the same "war on terror" that obama is selectively waging. Or is war on terror using the IRS for a political war on the tea party?
Cannabal - May 13, 2013, 9:47 am
Remember that time he ignored the 9/11 attacks, which took place on American soil? Why aren't the Republicans bashing the failed policy called the "War on Terror" if they care so much about Americans being in harm's way?
StoneTools - May 13, 2013, 9:46 am
Don't you think it's ironic that you hold bush up as a standard for how obama can or should act?
StoneTools - May 13, 2013, 9:45 am
Can you name any where there was a sustained attack on american interests where bush did not respond with appropriate action and just went to bed? And took off for a fund raising event the next day
Cannabal - May 13, 2013, 7:00 am
Don't you think it's ironic that Republicans are using this phrase, maybe to whitewashing their own history? And what about attacks made under the Bush administration toward diplomatic targets, where was the GOP oversight then?
ChadAllen - May 12, 2013, 9:17 pm
Hmm, okay, so how many American's did Nixon's Watergate get murdered then having both himself & his entire administration engage in a depraved cover-up of blatant lies to hide the truth about it after the fact?? Oh yeah...NONE!
Rudedog - May 12, 2013, 1:01 am
Break out the white paint again. Hopefully the new and improved paint can cover up blood stains.

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Curlyrocks - May 23, 2013, 6:59 pm
When did you come to that conclusion? I came to it in 2008 when I watched every one jump on his wagon.
StoneTools - May 23, 2013, 12:16 am
project much?
Renza - May 22, 2013, 10:29 pm
This is an excellent time for a sarcastic clap. Blind a**umptions, empty denials, and refusal to look at the other side rather than word vomiting about their evilness gains nothing for anyone. Just my opinion though.
StoneTools - May 22, 2013, 8:29 pm
go ahead and deny that you are a liberal. Live your life in denial and be a papafox
Renza - May 22, 2013, 10:06 am
the fact that you a**ume I'm not only a lefty but an extremist lefty is proof enough of it being blind. Much less the whole Obama can do no wrong etc. So, are you ignoring or missing the point?
StoneTools - May 21, 2013, 9:56 pm
We'll just have to wait for the other whistleblowers (they are seeking counsel before testifying) to see if it makes any difference.
Curlyrocks - May 21, 2013, 9:51 pm
I get what you mean, this has been used by Repub's as a rallying cry to try and make them forget their differences and unite against Obama. So lame, there are to many internal problems with the Repubs that need to be settled before they can lead.
StoneTools - May 21, 2013, 7:38 pm
You do likewise, MSNBC probably doesn't want any more Keith Olbermans
StoneTools - May 21, 2013, 7:31 pm
blindly started throwing insults? You really buy that? You and the other extreme lefties think that obama can do no wrong and stand up for him for every scandal this administration has perpetrated. The insult should be that you would actually do that.
Cannabal - May 21, 2013, 6:31 pm
It's very, very difficult for me to get riled up over this particular scandal given that this has been completely co-opted by Republicans with their own talking points. Too much politicization and scandalizing has forced me to not care at all.
Renza - May 21, 2013, 4:11 pm
So basically, you just blindly started throwing insults towards other peoples intelligence, and ended your sentence with written sheep noises. Yet you expect to be taken seriously as an intelligent adult, by the people you already a**ume are idiots?
Curlyrocks - May 21, 2013, 3:45 pm
The detention aspect had been shut down since 2009 but I a**ume the local people would still see it as a symbol. And most of the attacks under Bush where quick suicide bombs not 4 hour riots. Doesn't excuse Bush at all but Obama should have sent in troops
Cannabal - May 21, 2013, 1:22 pm
I also pointed out what a sham controversy Benghazi is when there have been more attacks on diplomatic targets under Republican presidencies than Democratic ones. Not only that, the CIA had a black prison at the American consulate in Benghazi.
Cannabal - May 21, 2013, 1:20 pm
Make sure you tell Fox News that you at least have a high school diploma, because they don't want any more Glenn Becks.
StoneTools - May 21, 2013, 10:28 am
and, you, sir, would be great on MSNBC, get that leg a tingling and you could replace chris matthews. On your resume, make sure you tell them you can edit videos
Cannabal - May 21, 2013, 10:06 am
You, sir, would be so great on Fox News. You could even replace Gutfeld.
StoneTools - May 21, 2013, 8:59 am
I've come to the conclusion that obama could set children on fire in front of the white house and liberal sheep would defend his actions as compassionate and reasonable.
StoneTools - May 21, 2013, 8:50 am
I know it's difficult for a liberal, but try to focus. Cannabal stated that it was not worse than watergate. I merely pointed out the similarities. You, on the other hand, merely said "baaaa, bleat, bleat, baaaah"
Renza - May 21, 2013, 7:26 am
how does that not apply to basically all politicians in existence?
StoneTools - May 21, 2013, 7:15 am
The common threads to watergate and the current scandals: administration arrogance, lies and denial, blaming everyone else, withholding information, defiling whistleblowers. Yup, sounds like watergate to me.
Curlyrocks - May 21, 2013, 2:13 am
If anything is at all like Watergate it's this IRS thing. The president using political offices and powers to dump on his political enemies. That has Nixon all over it. Benghazi is a diffrent load of sh!t.
StoneTools - May 20, 2013, 11:27 pm
Yes, it is
Cannabal - May 20, 2013, 10:14 pm
No, it's not.
Rudedog - May 20, 2013, 10:08 pm
Yeah it's worse

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OTC - April 15, 2015, 7:07 pm
If IT WERE true * sorry
fauxnews - April 15, 2015, 2:30 pm
"If true"? lol
OTC - April 15, 2015, 2:28 pm
Given the years that was, if true that would make them p***'s
fauxnews - April 14, 2015, 11:17 pm
And her name was OTC. :-)
OTC - April 14, 2015, 9:51 pm
I understand Bill and Hillary met in college because they were both dating the same girl